Did I mention ice cream??

The T9 (predictive text) function on my cell phone chooses "heavier" before "heather" when I type in my name. The control top on my tights leaves a line on my upper thighs. I start to salivate when I hear the melody to a childhood favorite, "doooooo yooooouuuur ears hang low? can you swing 'em to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental solider? Do your ears. hang. low?!" Remember that one? It plays non stop in my neighborhood - seriously. It's the ice cream truck anthem, apparently and I swear there are more of trucks than there are children racing towards them. And now, whenever I hear that song - I honestly start to salivate with the few salivary glands I have left. Like a pavlovian dog. These are signs people. I've taken action. Feeding my cravings (literally) with these utterly delicious and surprisingly filling low calorie treats.

This bear is all about slimming!!